Team Archer

What’s up everyone, my name is Clint Barton, one of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. I’m here with my partner Kate who is obsessed with me and claims to be the best archer around. People should be scared of us because we’re strong, smart, and I’m sexy.

the girls drool over me more than they do you. i’m the sexy one, clint

At least my mom isn’t a villain

at least my mom’s alive

How dare you.

Anyway as you can all see our team dynamic is chaotic and I would have it no other way

nothing better than a chaotic duo ‍‍ we’re gonna eat this game up.. if we’re first boot tho i didn’t say this

win or else

about to be eaten by a vampire..

I feel ready to tackle this first leg as long as Kate follows directions well we should be fine

i follow directions. not your directions, but i do follow directions

Kate is already proving herself to be a good player in this game, she finished the puzzle so fast that I didn't hear her when she said "let's go"

awe clint, are you complimenting me? i never thought i'd see the day

Don't get used to it

this first leg was BRUTAL! wynwood walls is genuinely a terrible place that i will never, ever visit. based off of performances tonight, i think all of us can agree that i am clearly the best archer around! clint’s age is getting to him had to carry him on my back for a long time. thankfully, with age comes knowledge, and he was able to pinpoint the landmark being in miami beach. clint, don’t get on my bad side. if you do, you’ll be seeing the depths of the oceans in MiAmI bEaCh that place can rot

So we thought we did terrible but ended up in 4th place! I’m really confident that we can make it far together given our knowledge in everything but random landmarks

So we thought we did terrible but ended up in 4th place! I’m really confident that we can make it far together given our knowledge in everything but random landmarks

i’m honestly happy in receiving fourth place. the way i see it, if any team gets one of those advantages, such as the yield to u-turn, that they would use it on one of the top two teams. while clint and i may never encounter one of those advantages, if we do, i will force clint into agreeing that we save it as protection moving forward. based off of our placement, we shouldn’t have *much* trouble in making sure we don’t get last place for a couple of legs. i haven’t focused on the social aspect much, as i do believe there’s not really a point in it. technically speaking, if clint and i were social, we could protect ourselves from a team winning an advantage and using it on us. due to teams not being able to help each other though, i’m going to go with the assumption that nobody is being social behind the scenes and that we don’t have much to currently worry about

Ma'am did you read my TARQ lingo thread?

yes

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